Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

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heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

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chillsimmer:

idontspeaksimlish:

chunkysims:

1969th:

Get it!

Awww shit! It’s Wednesday ya’ll!

Wednesday. Get it.

Ayyee

chillsimmer:

idontspeaksimlish:

chunkysims:

1969th:

Get it!

Awww shit! It’s Wednesday ya’ll!

Wednesday. Get it.

Ayyee

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This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

This is the kind of betrayal you have to be prepared for in the big bad world, kid

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"Anyone who takes the time to be kind is beautiful."

— Richelle E. Goodrich  (via sowintergirl)

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canadianslut:

when someone tells me I need to stop eating Doritosimage

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"you probably won’t remember my name."

— six word story (via theevapaige)

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?



This post got so much better

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:

Remember when Obama brought them home?

This post got so much better

(via ray-ray-wifeyyy)

hornyspice:

*finishes homework at school*
image

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If you’re from my school and you find my Tumblr, just know this.

This is my blog and my own personal feelings. I don’t care if you don’t like me, you don’t like my posts, or even if you believe that I’m a totally different person on Tumblr, you need to keep everything I post on here between us. I come on Tumblr because it’s my only escape from having to deal with all those hypocrites, judgmental people, and even those backstabbing people. But everything that you read, everything that you see on here stays between us and only us.  

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nickimlnaj:

When you’re on the computer and someone calls your name

nickimlnaj:

When you’re on the computer and someone calls your name

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punch-a-your-buns:

glovesinthesummertime:

I almost forgot about Gerald’s family. 

All I remember is how fiscally conservative Gerald’s dad was. Constantly telling them to turn off the lights.

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